Monday, February 14, 2011

Three Simple Words

I'm not mommy Ralph, I'm Ms. Hoover...
Well happy overrated/consumerist/hallmark/sappy holiday everyone. I really despise the commercialism associated with Valentine's Day. More so then Mother's Day/Father's Day or any of the other bullshit holiday's created to sell greeting cards and pump up the economy. As far as I'm concerned, the only good thing about Valentine's is Ralph's card from The Simpsons.

Love can be a wonderful thing, but like all things in life, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. A force as powerful & potentially destructive as love should be treated with more respect and not used as an excuse to hawk cheesy merchandise/candy. I dedicate this song to all the Happy Valentines out there. Watch out for those three simple words.

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16 comments:

  1. LeXFebruary 14, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    I hate this day too

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  2. The Angry LurkerFebruary 14, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    The day is a commercial screw over job but you to sleep sometime.

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  3. BartFebruary 14, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    i love that card. heh and then that part when ralph is like "awh i squished my wookie" i lmfao'd

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    I wish I went to see Converge when they came by my area. They must be intense. I never buy things on valentines I create them :D

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    What the hell, I completely forgot it was today. HAHAAA.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Finally, someone who shares the same opinion as me.

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  7. Con QuesoFebruary 14, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    You can thank a bunch of drunk dudes whipping naked women for this holiday.

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  8. DudemeisterFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    I for one did not leave the house today. Except to get cigarettes.

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  9. ZakkFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Happy overrated/consumerist/hallmark/sappy holiday to you as well ;P

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  10. mindFebruary 14, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    fuck that valentin day is awesome because you have sexy party all night and its time to steal sexy toys

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  11. SomeoneFebruary 14, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    i always hated this day.. until i had a valentine.. first time ever too. feelsgreatman

    Chaos

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  12. dopdavidFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    commercialism's big nose sniffs out the good and ruins it
    regardless
    happy valentines day

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  13. Das Auto!February 14, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    something tells me if i blasted this in a chick's ears, i'd get punched in the face lol

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    that is sweeet.hope u had wonderfultime!

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  15. HiFiFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    Just think about it, millions of people inside of relationships right now are hoping they didn't screw up their Valentines day presents. That's stress that we don't have to go through!

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  16. DusteeFebruary 17, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    It might have been a little too early for me to hear that song, but it was a pretty decent song nonetheless.

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