Thursday, April 21, 2011

Female Obsession: Vanessa Hudgens

Respect THE HUDGE
Oh Vanessa Hudgens...what a tangled web we weave. It's a love/hate relationship between us. In that I hate the fact that I love her so much. Keep in mind that I've never actually seen or heard any of her films/music projects outside of short youtube clips but hey, she still warms this vile heart of mine.

It all started one Christmas in the late 2000's. My young cousin was running around with a crap load of new High School Musical 2 swag she had received from Santa. The dark haired girl in the cast caught my eye. I made nothing of it though. One year later, the High School Musical 3 media blitz had engulfed most of the Western World and I was now well aware of who Vanessa Hudgens was. And so it began.

Creepy? Chris Hansen-ish? Yeah I know. But then I found out that Hudge (as I affectionately refer to her) is actually only a few years younger than I am. Her insane mix, of Spanish, Irish, Chinese, Native American and Filipino ancestry has created an adorably ageless blend of perfection. Sure, she kind of resembles a chipmunk/elfish creature, but I argue that's a testament to her overpowering cuteness. There's something else about Hudge that drives me crazy though. She's petite, yet has a striking confidence about her. Hints of her intellect sprinkle through all those lame talk show interviews she does, her smile and enthused giggle seem genuine. She honestly seems like a rad girl.



And also, from the tragic (GLORIOUS!) hacking of her phone/email we've learned that Hudge is kind of a sexual super freak. Not that this should surprise anyone. There's a sure fire seductiveness about her camouflaged behind that Disney exterior that brought her fame & fortune. Take a look for yourselves...



So Vanessa, Hudge, darling. If you're reading this, except this humble tribute/blog post as my offering to you. I promise to watch Sucker Punch soon and if you'd have me, I'll be your date at next years Coachella (since you like that stuff so much) and buy you all the ice cream your heart desires.

29 comments:

  1. shes a hottie alright, mite steal her for my blog!

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  2. the things i would do to her.... ;_;

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  3. i have no idea what she does but yes please

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  4. I think I can overlook the fact that she is a Disney girl. lol.

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  5. If you're really going to get Sucker Punch, get the DVD version because there's a hella lotta boring stuff to skip :/

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  6. not really into her, but everyone has his taste. :)

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  7. Meh. She's like a watered-down Mila Kunis. And I love Mila Kunis.

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  8. She's very pretty, but I think I may be in with a shout because of her Irish ancestry, soory about that dude but it's for the best.

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  9. She's really popular which is good for anybody these days. Much of the old talent's drying up and making way for new performers, so I think she made it just in time for the transition phase. Hmm, after a bit more thought, isn't it always a transition phase? Much love to Vanessa Hudgens. :p

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  10. Yep, I wouldn't kick her out of bed :)

    You should read about Mobys Latest Purchase if you have some free time. I am a very dedicated follower! :)

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  11. Isn't she in Sucker Punch? Getting raped and stuff...

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  12. I will admit she is sexy...but I kinda feel a little lez for that...is that bad?? O.o

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  13. As gorgeously cute as she is, there's still something about her that irritates me. I'm not sure whether it's her whiny voice or something about her character..... I don't know.
    Great read, followed!

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  14. you may have just changed my mind about her a little, but I'm not calling her "Hudge." Thos pics are hawt, especially the stripes.

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  15. I never paid attention to her films or music, but I got admit Vanessa Hudgens is quite the babe :D

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  16. She's hot and one of my favorite females stars to creep on. haha
    and really.. hudge? That's awful. Call her baby v. (;

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  17. Oh god. I can't stand her! I'm dying to see Sucker Punch but I can't stand that she's in it. She's cute, I'll have to admit but not head-turning attractive. I don't know, there's something about her that I don't like.

    Oh, and she can't act (a few years back I tried to watch High School Musical out of curiosity, but couldn't finish it). And I get the impression that she's an idiot. =P

    I don't know what it is but something about her just rubs me the wrong way. . .

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  18. I really think she's sexy, but she obviously doesn't have good brains. She's from Cali, I guess you can expect that.. bahaha :P

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