Thursday, April 21, 2011

Female Obsession: Vanessa Hudgens

Respect THE HUDGE
Oh Vanessa Hudgens...what a tangled web we weave. It's a love/hate relationship between us. In that I hate the fact that I love her so much. Keep in mind that I've never actually seen or heard any of her films/music projects outside of short youtube clips but hey, she still warms this vile heart of mine.

It all started one Christmas in the late 2000's. My young cousin was running around with a crap load of new High School Musical 2 swag she had received from Santa. The dark haired girl in the cast caught my eye. I made nothing of it though. One year later, the High School Musical 3 media blitz had engulfed most of the Western World and I was now well aware of who Vanessa Hudgens was. And so it began.

Creepy? Chris Hansen-ish? Yeah I know. But then I found out that Hudge (as I affectionately refer to her) is actually only a few years younger than I am. Her insane mix, of Spanish, Irish, Chinese, Native American and Filipino ancestry has created an adorably ageless blend of perfection. Sure, she kind of resembles a chipmunk/elfish creature, but I argue that's a testament to her overpowering cuteness. There's something else about Hudge that drives me crazy though. She's petite, yet has a striking confidence about her. Hints of her intellect sprinkle through all those lame talk show interviews she does, her smile and enthused giggle seem genuine. She honestly seems like a rad girl.



And also, from the tragic (GLORIOUS!) hacking of her phone/email we've learned that Hudge is kind of a sexual super freak. Not that this should surprise anyone. There's a sure fire seductiveness about her camouflaged behind that Disney exterior that brought her fame & fortune. Take a look for yourselves...
 

 


So Vanessa, Hudge, darling. If you're reading this, except this humble tribute/blog post as my offering to you. I promise to watch Sucker Punch soon and if you'd have me, I'll be your date at next years Coachella (since you like that stuff so much) and buy you all the ice cream your heart desires.

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28 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    shes a hottie alright, mite steal her for my blog!

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  2. 123April 21, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    the things i would do to her.... ;_;

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  3. GADAFINYApril 21, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    hot and sexy

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  4. edApril 21, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    i have no idea what she does but yes please

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  5. AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    dat body and face :o

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  6. ZombieApril 21, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    I think I can overlook the fact that she is a Disney girl. lol.

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  7. ✗✗April 21, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    She is amazingly beautiful!!

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  8. AdaApril 21, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    If you're really going to get Sucker Punch, get the DVD version because there's a hella lotta boring stuff to skip :/

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  9. JayApril 21, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    not really into her, but everyone has his taste. :)

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  10. the TsaritsaApril 21, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    Meh. She's like a watered-down Mila Kunis. And I love Mila Kunis.

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  11. The Angry LurkerApril 22, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    She's very pretty, but I think I may be in with a shout because of her Irish ancestry, soory about that dude but it's for the best.

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  12. HiFiApril 22, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    She's really popular which is good for anybody these days. Much of the old talent's drying up and making way for new performers, so I think she made it just in time for the transition phase. Hmm, after a bit more thought, isn't it always a transition phase? Much love to Vanessa Hudgens. :p

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  13. goat-on-a-stikApril 22, 2011 at 2:34 AM

    she's quite a looker

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  14. Ante BabajaApril 22, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    she is fucking hot!!

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  15. KyleApril 22, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    Yep, I wouldn't kick her out of bed :)

    You should read about Mobys Latest Purchase if you have some free time. I am a very dedicated follower! :)

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  16. DudemeisterApril 22, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Isn't she in Sucker Punch? Getting raped and stuff...

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  17. LemmiwinksApril 22, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    reminds of l lohan lol

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  18. aurora8darkanglApril 23, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    I will admit she is sexy...but I kinda feel a little lez for that...is that bad?? O.o

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  19. ErikaApril 23, 2011 at 1:49 AM

    As gorgeously cute as she is, there's still something about her that irritates me. I'm not sure whether it's her whiny voice or something about her character..... I don't know.
    Great read, followed!

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  20. Stef PelgrimsApril 23, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    beautifull!

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  21. BartApril 23, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    rape is the only answer :D

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  22. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelApril 23, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    you may have just changed my mind about her a little, but I'm not calling her "Hudge." Thos pics are hawt, especially the stripes.

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  23. The Angry VegetarianApril 23, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    I lol'd at the "Hudge"

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  24. AnonymousApril 23, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    I never paid attention to her films or music, but I got admit Vanessa Hudgens is quite the babe :D

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  25. jaykaydeeApril 23, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    She's hot and one of my favorite females stars to creep on. haha
    and really.. hudge? That's awful. Call her baby v. (;

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  26. NatáliaApril 23, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    Oh god. I can't stand her! I'm dying to see Sucker Punch but I can't stand that she's in it. She's cute, I'll have to admit but not head-turning attractive. I don't know, there's something about her that I don't like.

    Oh, and she can't act (a few years back I tried to watch High School Musical out of curiosity, but couldn't finish it). And I get the impression that she's an idiot. =P

    I don't know what it is but something about her just rubs me the wrong way. . .

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  27. ShonaApril 24, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    I really think she's sexy, but she obviously doesn't have good brains. She's from Cali, I guess you can expect that.. bahaha :P

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  28. The Awesome AlienApril 26, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    shes hot

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