Thursday, November 10, 2011

21 Jump Street

NO
I've been a busy lad these past two days playing MW3 (and a bad blogger I'll admit). It's been quite the thrill ride. Things were going oh so well. Then, then I learned about some terrible news...

There's a Hollywood remake of the 1980's TV show 21 Jump Street slated for a 2012 release. Worst of all, it star's Jonah Hill. WHY?! WHHHHYYYY?!

For those of you who don't remember, 21 Jump Street was a sweet ass TV show that ran from 1987-1991. It was about a bunch of young looking cops doing undercover work in local high schools, posing as students and busting all the teenage drug dealing/gun running/prostituting scum that was ruining G.H.W. Bush's America. Might sound lame now but man, it had the sickest theme song/intro ever!


SEE! Holly Robinson (Peete) sang that bad boy as well. Oh yeah..and Johnny Depp was on the show too. You know, biggest movie star on the planet.

Now the Hollywood crap factory is shitting out another turd/re-boot

Ok, I laughed like once of twice during that trailer. BUT STILL! I heard (read online) that the original cast are set to make cameos in this new film. If so, count me in, if only for the Vile Nostalgia factor.

Please Hollywood, stop raping my childhood...
...please!

25 comments:

  1. Hollywood has to rape your childhood or they'll never make any new (old) movies.

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  2. Ugh, that does sound pretty horrible man, I won't lie. Enjoy MW3, I've heard it's absolutely excellent.

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  3. Butt if Hollywood doesn't rape your childhood what will it rape?

    I'm actually planing on watching the origanal TV show soon, I have never seen it before!

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  4. If it's not a remake of a movie it's a remake of a tv show, that's all hollywood does is rape the crap out of older series now, making them complete garbage.

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  5. I agree with Pat. Hollywood should be castrated so it is no longer able to rape.

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  6. *looks up from playing MW3*
    Huh?
    *goes back to playing*

    That game has seriously killed my entire yesterday! lol.

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  7. It's as if Hollywood is doing this just to f*ck with us, and are laughing that we keep buying this crap.

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  8. Holly Robinson before Hanging With Mr. Cooper! wow. I've never seen this show, but it seems like movie execs just keep borrowing from our childhood shows.

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  9. But that neckbeard is in a league of it's own. :(

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  10. hahah that movie looks funny, however that skinny fat kid looks weird nowadays. also i played mw3 for 3 hours straight last nite, have no idea where that time went.

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  11. So, so sad. I loved the original. they should've gone the serious route like mod Squad.

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  12. xD Jonah Hill is so thin now hahaha. MW3 would be great they say.

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  13. Hollywood rapes childhood for money. Somehow, it works for them. But when the local pedophile does it it's wrong? I don't get it, man.

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  14. hollywood will NEVER stop raping our childhoods. this looks kinda funny though

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  15. imagine in 20 years time they'll just be remaking remakes...

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  16. hahhahaha.."Hollywood, stop raping my childhood..."
    Jonah Hill lost his weight man. Let him live a little and that pic of Johnny Depp. So, Holly is still there in 2011 remake?
    I havent watched the original show so it wont hurt me much I guess.
    Ask them to stay away from Knightrider though.

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  17. I dont know what connections Jonah Hill has, but apparently they're stong, the guy just irritates me - and I was around for the original 21 jumpstreet - I wont be watching this one, or the new Conan movie, or most other crap remakes

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  18. That guy has too much beard on his neck. :P

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  19. Jeez, is it just me or was there some sort of fat transfer from Jonah Hill's gut into Channing Tatum's face. His face has ballooned!

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