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Yours truly and the girlfriend getting photobombed by a herd of wild Australians. We were in town for the Jimmy Eat World concert and decided to do some touristy stuff when...well you see.

Also, this was not planned....at all. I set the timer on my camera and ran back to check the shots: they bombed everyone. Cool dudes, or blokes rather.

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I love Converge. I love The Wu-tang Clan. What happens when you combine each group's iconic imagery? The best fucking tattoo of all time that's what!

Jane Doe Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit.

I'm one of those indecisive pansies who's too terified to actually get tattoos, but cyborg_gym has one gnarly tattoo that I totally approve of and secretly plan to steal one day and pass off as my own.

Seriously dude, you win the internetz for this one:

*BONUS VIDEOS*
Bump some Converge/Wu-Tang to celebrate this Awesome Photo.

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The Presidents of The United States of America. Not the band..the living Presidents (aka: Super Friends) all met up last week at the opening of G.W. Bush's new recycling center in, wait, Bush II has a library? Oh the hell with this.

*NOTE*
Johnson, Nixon and Reagan all participated via satellite: from hell. Ford was cool doe, he liked nachos.

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taken from James Hetfield's Instagram

Metallica frontman James Hetfield is a 49 year old man. He's also a world famous musician, an award winning songwriter, a millionaire and a father of three. That's why I love the fact that the man still travels around with a sharpie and tags his own song lyrics in public places. It's not graffiti when rockstars do it. Besides, James Hetfield is the man. I'd let him write the lyrics to "Battery" on my face.

...battery is here to stay.

*BONUS VIDEO*
Metallica's 1986 classic, "Battery."

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Amy Jo Johnson, the original Pink Ranger herself, signing autographs sometime in the early 1990's. I watched The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers religiously as a kid (up til they started the whole alien/zeo/ninja ranger crap sometime after season 3) but never appreciated Kimberly's hotness until the 2000's rolled around. How could such a babe have been under my nose that whole time? I guess my eight year old self was too caught up watching Goldar kicking ass on TV to notice.

Kim...er, Amy Jo Johnson has maintained a consistent acting and singing career after her stint on Power Rangers and had her first child back in 2010. Oh, and she's still gorgeous. Amy Jo, if you're out there...please come to Frank & Son's one day. I'd stand in line untold hours and pay a kings ransom to hear you say "Pterodactyl" and morph just one more time.

*BONUS PINK RANGER OVERLOAD*

How was I was oblivious?

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Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney and President Obama doing McKayla's famous: "not impressed" face at the White House.

The sixteen year old gymnast made headlines during this past summer's Olympic Games with her less than enthused reaction to winning the silver medal. The "not impressed" face is now her thing and getting Obama in on the action is priceless! I also think this photo is an indirect attack on Romney's campaign but maybe I'm just being silly.



*BONUS PHOTO*
McKayla and Female Obsession honoree Maria Menounos are also, not impressed.

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I can see the title of this one already, Batman: Generations. How rad is this? I mean, Adam West's campy Batman hogging all the glory up front (Batman, enjoying himself?? You don't say...). The Tim Burton Batman is a dead ringer for Michael Keaton. Thankfully, Schumacher's Batso has his nipples covered and LOL at Nolan's grumpified/Bale crime fighter still pissed and serious chilling by the pool ("WHERE ARE THEY?!?!??!"). I'm not sure about the last one, looks like a flesh and blood version of Frank Miller's Batman from The Dark Knight Returns though.

So...who's your favorite Batman? Which comic/film/cartoon/video game version is your Dark Knight of choice?

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Engineer's Gonna Engineer. Behind the scenes look at the beginning of  Prometheus (movie review coming shortly...fo real doe!).

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Here we see music legend Elton John getting freaky with actor/model/former male stripper Channing Tatum during some type of fundraiser event in NYC last week. We're supposed to believe this stunt was meant to generate hype, awareness and money for a worthy cause folks...and is not just a continuation of Elton and Channing's usual Saturday nights. You decide.

*BONUS CLIP*

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone in the hospital as they both await shoulder surgeries...together. These action icons of the 1980's are now in their 60's, and STILL bro-ing it up!

*BONUS PHOTO*
Arnie and Sly: Glory Days

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My Greek wifey (and  Female Obsession honoree), Maria Menounos busting a "Tebow" at last weekend's Golden Globe awards.

*Bonus Photo*
Maria being gorgeous.

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My soulmate Kelly Brook, with Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, passed out on her lap.

Sometimes...I wish I was dwarf =/

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A whole gallery of candid, behind the scenes Star Wars photos for your viewing pleasure, available HERE.

*BONUS PHOTO*
because you people are awesome...

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This next photo amuses me on a few different levels. It's Sasha Grey at some HBO Emmys party or something.

Think about it. Sasha Grey. Emmys.

I'm not hating on her though. Sasha Grey seems like one rad chick who I wouldn't mind hanging out with. We could talk about Sartre, Soderbergh and Satanic Black Metal. Cool stuff you know?

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How the hell?

Shaq and girlfriend Nicole Alexander aka "Hoopz" from Flavor of Love

I'm glad the dude has a hot new squeeze but even for an NBA legend like himself, it's gotta be a bit difficult to slam dunk this set of Hoopz.

...that's GOTTA HURT.