Monday, January 10, 2011

Female Obsession: Maria Menounos

ALL HAIL
As much as I love to bash the tenets of organized religion and long for the day when society comes to its senses and leaves Christianity back in the Middle Ages where it belongs...every time I see Maria Menounos I stop and realize that God must exist. A creature of such beauty must surely be the work of our divine creator. In other words, I say OH LAWD!

Menounos, a teenage beauty pageant contestant turned journalist, spent most of the past decade working for Access Hollywood and other sleazy tabloid programs, while nabbing roles in the occasional shitty film like Fantasic Four or Kicking It Old School and hosting various award/reality shows. This always saddens me, because Menounos ( I love saying her last name) is smart, funny, athletic and insanely gorgeous. IMO, she should be queen of the damn universe, but alas, she wallows in mediocrity. Thankfully, the power of the interweb allows me to worship at the altar of Menounos any time I please.
Here are some photos Menounos being amazing.




I even love the way she pumps gas

This is the legendary Maria Menounos/Howard Stern tickle chair video. Warning, EPIC JIGGLING AHEAD:

Howard Stern- Maria Menounos: kitzeln - MyVideo


Menounos body is what you might call a "double threat." She's in possession of both features that men crave like rabid Nazi Zombies....
DAT EVERYTHING

Maria's looks coupled with her intellect and non-bitchy disposition earn her a high spot on my list of Female Obession's. Praise the LAWD.

*(not so)BREAKING NEWS

Despite her futile attempts in this video, the world has now seen the glory that is Maria Menonous' vagina. View the uncensored pics of this miraculous gift HERE.
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28 comments:

  1. Classically Trained NubJanuary 10, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Her face bothers me for some reason. She isn't ugly or anything, but I keep looking at her face thinking it has been photoshopped...even in the video.

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  2. noogJanuary 10, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    Holy shit... She is gorgeous. Never heard of her... But I'm glad you introduced me to her!

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  3. The VikingJanuary 10, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Hmm, never heard of her. She looks pretty cute though :)

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  4. Suciô SanchezJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    She looks like a younger, sober-er version of Paula Abdul.

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  5. Mister SharafJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    shes perfect

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  6. Major MackJanuary 10, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    yeah this chick looks pretty tight ;)

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  7. JayPowerJanuary 10, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Id tap dat'

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  8. MikeyBJanuary 10, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    whys she pumpin her own gas?!

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    she's gorgeous! I would tap that all night ;)

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  10. Das Auto!January 10, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    if she can drive a stick, im gonna faint.

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  11. RawrJanuary 10, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    she's amazing

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  12. BTN Hip HopJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    im slightly obsessed as well!

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  13. Solsby KidJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    Wow, shes gorgeous!

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  14. Niklas und SabethJanuary 11, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    not my type sorry guys! I'll still be following this blog and be expecting moar! Farewell bro!

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  15. Justsayin'January 11, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    The picture of her on the couch REALLY could pass for Paula Abdul.

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  16. ShadyJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    she is hot!

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  17. G345tJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    What is this thinking we have lately that gorgeous = talented?
    I dunno, she does have a killer ass though.

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  18. Choms1337January 11, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Oo . very nice girl :D good blog I will folow you :D

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  19. IsaacJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    She's like a hot version of Paula Abdul lol, following you dude nice blog

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  20. BartJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    lol what is she famous for? it doesnt even matter

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  21. Last Remaining LightJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Hahaha... she really doesn't do a good job of hiding herself. Didn't she feel a draft or something?

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  22. Crunk Master FlexJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    you sir, have fine taste in women. She even looks great buying petrol

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  23. LexsaJanuary 11, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    To taste the fruit of yon celestal tree.

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  24. poelanotexJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    NOICE!

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Definitely pretty! Good call

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  26. AnonfourtwentyJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I'm digging your blog man. Shes a dime!

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  27. JeffJanuary 11, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Looks a bit like Eva Longoria , which is a definite plus.

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  28. HiFiJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    killer bod!

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