Tuesday, December 6, 2011

To SHAY, or not to SHAY (MARIA)?

2012: I won't even care if the world ends.
It's now December. That means 2011 is almost gone. Some of you old timers might remember my dilemma during this time last year, when I realized I'd soon have to discard my precious The Big Lebowski calendar. I'm in a similar lurch this time around, as my wonderful Kelly Brook 2011 swimsuit calendar is soon to expire! What ever shall I do? Well, as luck would have it, there's a new 2012 calendar featuring model/dancer/internet phenom, Shay Maria.

Who is Shay Maria? This is Shay Maria.

She's beyond smokin' hot. That first picture is probably the most viewed image on the internet in the last two years. She's lost a lot of weight since she first busted onto the scene (see what I did...) and sometimes her facial expressions seem a bit harsh, but then I tell myself to shut up. Newer/thinner/long hair Shay is still a miracle disguised as a human. That being said, I'm still torn between ordering her 2012 caldendar...or just leaving my Kelly Brook one on the wall for another 12 months. Woe is me.

Times are tough, I called in sick from work a few times last week and will be a little short on cash this holiday season...so it looks like I might have to hold off, if not pass altogether on Shay's calendar. Alas, here's a Shay video to help ease the suffering.


*NOTE*
I guess this is kind of like a bonus/honorary edition of Female Obsession. I don't really know/care enough about Shay to do a proper installment yet, but I guess this counts for something. Merry (early) Christmas.

22 comments:

  1. Kelly Brook is amazing, excellent choice. This chick is an absolute babe as well, her calender seems a great idea!

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  2. Wow, fooking hot - its still good reading material for the bathroom

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  3. Holyhotnessfromhell. I want one. Just. Just woah.

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  4. She is smoking hot? I dont see it. I need man's eyes.

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  5. I see this girl all over the internet but never knew her name. Neat. That video was weird tho... lots of rolling around on the floor haha.

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  6. Hold on to the calander every so often one years dates match anothers! There is only like 17 different ways a calander can be formated (including leap years!) so one day you will be able to use it again!

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  7. Merry early Christmas to you too. As is usual for a model I've seen her (the first pic like you said) but didn't know who she was.

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  8. Good grief she's pretty....very pretty.

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  9. Dammmnn, she is pretty hot!! I say go for the calendar when able. I love her long hair it really changes her whole look.

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  10. dont u live by her? assuming that you live in california...

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  11. Since I'm super classy I'll keep most of my comments about her to myself. I will say that I can see a couple of things about her that I like.

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