Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Female Obsession: Kelly Brook

Happy New Year!
Yes, the replacement for my 2010 The Big Lebowski calendar has finally arrived. You're looking at January 2011 my friends, the first of many awesome months in my new Kelly Brook 2011 calendar.

Who is Kelly Brook? Why is she hanging on my door? From what I can gather, Kelly was a model and TV personality in Britain before trying her hand at acting. Unfortunately the most prestigious roles she's landed was a brief stint on the that Superman teen show Smallville and some softcore, destined for Cinemax flick with her ex-Billy Zane called Survival Island. Luckily, the fates have smiled upon us and gave Kelly her biggest break yet in last summer's uber raunch/gore fest, Piranha 3D. This might sound lame but I actually enjoyed her performance in that movie. I'm not just talking about her nude underwater swim scene either. Something about Kelly exudes charisma. This trait shines through in both her sexy photo shoots and more candid/natural shots. Her smile just knocks me on my ass every time. I didn't think it was possible for Brits to have a grill like that (haha). Her voice/accent is even more adorable. Case in point, the first few minutes of this interview. Her laugh is infectious! Too bad the interviewer is dull as paste....


Kelly is also a spokeswoman for Reebok EasyTone shoes. I don't know how smart this was on the part of Reebok. Having Kelly on a billboard like that is bound to cause car accidents and create negative publicity.


                                              Here's MOAR Kelly Brook:


she even looks "smashing" at the airport.
For those of you who haven't seen Piranha 3D yet, I implore you to do so ASAP. It's campy and violent as hell, like Death Proof & Hostel on steroids, with more blood, guts and awesomely gratuitous nudity than should be allowed. Of course the best part, is Miss Kelly Brook. Happy 2011 everyone!

21 comments:

  1. I never seen Piranha 3D but I might have to watch it now because Kelly Brook is hot as hell!

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  2. holy cannoli. sweet mother of zeus.

    that's all i gots to say.

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  3. She is really good looking! Hot

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  4. i made an honest attempt at reading the text, but my eyes kept wandering back to her tits. i give up

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  5. Ugh, I feel bad for her: she had to be a part of that really awful Piranha movie. She's hot though.

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  6. Well, she's kind of pretty. But half of the pictures put me off for some reason. :/

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  7. Appreciate the pretty lady, the WWI background pic is kinda keeping me down though - if you know what I mean ;)

    Following you!

    wellthisdoestsuck.blogspot.com

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  8. She's, like, such a babe! ;D

    Following and supporting!

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