Showing posts with label WKUK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WKUK. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Mankind in a nutshell

"We are not what was intended" -John Doe



Base.
How low can we go?
Fuck the Beatles, I'm an animal
An upright ape with opposable thumbs
To hold the clubs
To hold the guns
Swing low sweet chariot
God bless my DNA
Drunk drive my Chevy to the levee
Let the flood come and sweep me away
No this ain't the apocalypse
It's the way shit has always been
From Sodom to Saddam
Attila to Tienenmen
A quarter million years of human being
A quarter million years as a human stain
We use ten percent of our gorgeous brains
And leave the rest up to cocaine
Lucy in the sky
Got her hands on a new shotgun
Lucy in the sky
Got her hands on a Remington
Lucy in the sky
Her shiny diamonds drenched in blood
And I know where the wild things are
Don't look far
Don't look far
'Cause I got wisdom in my teeth
And terror in my wars
Yes, I know where the wild things are
Don't look far.
Don't look far.
There's a reason that it's hard to look in the mirror.
There's a reason that it's hard to go to the zoo
And there's a reason you want to pry open the cage
See, you should be there, too.

or basically...THIS:

Thursday, November 17, 2011

#OWS: 1% Logic



and now...


The moral learned from these two clips?
Think Small. Save the rich. God bless Citigroup. 99%, enjoy your Ritalin and STFU. Nice. =/

Who knows how long we'll have YouTube, Blogger, Reddit or sites we should not mention that create maxim lulz. The SOPA (Stop Internet Piracy Act) is going through the House of Representatives right now. Designed to protect the interests of the entertainment industry (the internet gives you options, which is bad for crap movies & albums didn't ya know?), this bill might inadvertently...or totally on purpose, lead to the complete censorship/strangulation of the web. But hey, if it works for China and Iran, it's good enough for us.

It's a big club...and you ain't in it!
Republicans/Democrats. It doesn't matter. They all bleed green not red, white and blue. There's not an inch left on the planet that hasn't been bought/sold/imperialized. Hell, "when deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything: the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks." You know the drill. The internet is the final frontier. Or at least, it was.

#OCCUPY INTERNET.



*NOTE*
Shout out to Dustee! I discovered those Garfunkel and Oates chicks from one of her posts last week. Thanks again Miss.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Sic Semper Tyrannis

That's what John Wilkes Booth said when he assassinated Lincoln. It means "thus always to tyrants" and makes these two skits from Whitest Kids You Know even more hilarious.



Tuesday, July 5, 2011

4th of July (on the 5th!)

*Note* This post was scheduled for last night but Blogger decided not to follow my explicit instructions.

go easy on her...she 235 yrs old
Yay. America. Land of the stuff. Buy from the brave. Wash, rinse, repeat. etc. etc.

Don't get me wrong. I love being an American. I'd much rather live here in sunny Southern California and deal with the trivial perils of my bourgeois prison (re: life) than living in some hard ass Third World country somewhere. Yeah our government is pretty incompetent/corrupt. Our rights are being trampled by the ever increasing police state. Our citizens don't have the highest IQ's on the planet (creationists/global warming deniers) and we have the most backwards healthcare system in the industrial world, but at least our prison system rocks! No wait...

So yeah, as much as I enjoy raining on my country's nationalist parade, I still love this damn stolen land of mine. I dedicate this video to you ol' USA. Happy Birthday ya bastard.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Grad School/WKUK

Well that job search hasn't been too productive. I've worked at my current job since I was 18...it's about time I moved onto something else. I graduated from college last year and still haven't put my degree to use. Note to self, next time...major in something useful!

So I'm contemplating the thought of grad school. Actually, more like film school. I had strong GPA, and I'm pretty sure I could string together something to wow the admissions board...too bad I'm lazy as fuck.

If I ever do make it in the biz...hopefully it goes something like this:


or maybe


damn I love the Whitest Kids U Know. Funny, funny stuff.