Tuesday, July 5, 2011

4th of July (on the 5th!)

*Note* This post was scheduled for last night but Blogger decided not to follow my explicit instructions.

go easy on her...she 235 yrs old
Yay. America. Land of the stuff. Buy from the brave. Wash, rinse, repeat. etc. etc.

Don't get me wrong. I love being an American. I'd much rather live here in sunny Southern California and deal with the trivial perils of my bourgeois prison (re: life) than living in some hard ass Third World country somewhere. Yeah our government is pretty incompetent/corrupt. Our rights are being trampled by the ever increasing police state. Our citizens don't have the highest IQ's on the planet (creationists/global warming deniers) and we have the most backwards healthcare system in the industrial world, but at least our prison system rocks! No wait...

So yeah, as much as I enjoy raining on my country's nationalist parade, I still love this damn stolen land of mine. I dedicate this video to you ol' USA. Happy Birthday ya bastard.

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23 comments:

  1. tamezisclutchJuly 5, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    The video and the image is hilarious! Your right about living in SoCal love this place.

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  2. ShahanJuly 5, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Even with all it's flaws, still an awesome country.

    So awesome, some people post their 4th of July articles on the 5th =P

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  3. BartJuly 5, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    that guy is hilarious, i liked his supersize me whiskey edition movie.

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  4. D4July 5, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    I was avoiding all posts related to the fourth yesterday, so I'm glad this one came out today since it's, you know, realistic and honest.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 5, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Awesome and funny post, thank you!
    Have a nice day.

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  6. -E-July 5, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    best company in the world! i mean country.

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  7. The Angry LurkerJuly 5, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    If i wasn't irish i'd want to be an american.

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  8. mamtcJuly 5, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    America.Land of the free and home of the brave.:)
    Land of inventions, land of free speech and much more.
    Try calling name about President or the father of nation in any one of thirdworld country, you would be in hell without being dead but praying to die soon.
    Proud to be in America. :)

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  9. ZombieJuly 5, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    ewwwww man... she has a front ass...

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  10. BartJuly 5, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    they call em gunts in these neck of the woods. its funny how usa is 235 and canada is only 144...

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  11. AnonymousJuly 6, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    haha that is offensive for americunts

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  12. AnonymousJuly 6, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    Funny video lol ") Nice post btw!

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  13. ChainJuly 6, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    America fuck yeah !

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  14. non-observantJuly 6, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    "I still love this damn stolen land of mine."

    lol'd

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  15. Mr. CactusJuly 6, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Hilarious post especially the video.

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  16. ericsJuly 6, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    USA! USA!

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  17. DusteeJuly 6, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    WKUK FTW! and the Image just oozes American Patriotism. :P

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  18. GMizzleJuly 7, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    HATERS GONNA HATE
    good shit

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  19. ShonaJuly 7, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    lmao.


    sucks you had to work!! :(

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  20. Tony Van HelsingJuly 7, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    Look out America, us Brits want it back.

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  21. Bryant, the CreatorJuly 7, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    that image is disgustingly funny lmao.

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  22. Sub Radar (Mike)July 7, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Absolutely hilarious! Looking forward to more snarky reviews.

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  23. iceyJuly 10, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    people from the 2nd and 3rd world countries have the same problems...seriously :D

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