Thursday, July 7, 2011

History FAIL

I'm a strange guy. I seem to enjoy things most people genuinely hate. From light speed death metal with blast beats at 250bpms (lul wat?), uber depressing films, abstaining from recreational drug & alcohol use, you hate it and I'll probably love it. It's always been this way though. Even as a kid I liked all the crap in school everyone else yawned at. Figures I would grow up and a get a useless BA in History (cum laude...but who's asking?).

So it always brings a smile to my face when I see people flub basic history facts. It especially warms my heart when I see Right-wing/holier than thou/"Real American" douche lords totally butcher their oh so cherished American history. In this day and age, with the power of the internetz, you can look up just about anything...and yet they FAIL regardless. Gotta love it.

Here's the always awesome Sarah Palin misspeaking about the exploits of Paul Revere.


Finally, it's Michele Bachmann's turn. She is the scarier upgrade to Palin's cutesy/batshit conservative persona. The T-1000 to Palin's T-800/Schwarzenegger if you will. Here she is re-imagining the nature of The United States of America's creation, that our nation was founded by noble abolitionist...children?


lulz. I love it. I really do.
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24 comments:

  1. Tony Van HelsingJuly 7, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    Politicians are notoriously stupid and have no sense of humour. Also lightning speed death metal is brilliant. Arch Enemy are a current favourite of mine.

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  2. ChainJuly 7, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    This is really a fail history! cool history bro

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  3. Sub Radar (Mike)July 7, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Aww they're cute when they try to act intelligent.

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  4. GMizzleJuly 7, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    FAIL

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  5. D4July 7, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    This must be such a kick for you. I mean I just see them and then see the facts and say "wow, idiots can't even do research". But you must take it to a new level, don'tcha

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  6. Jessica ThompsonJuly 7, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    I love how she's such an idiot. Followed.

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  7. ericsJuly 7, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    the thing is that most people tend to not pick up on this and just go with what they say. and then he says or she says and soon the uninformed statement spreads like wildfire, which eventually becomes what people think to be true. the media kinda sucks like that.

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  8. TIMMYTHEROBOTJuly 7, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    man sarah palin rocks

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  9. -E-July 7, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    the worst thing about the palin thing is that she had just visited a museum about paul revere.

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  10. JayJuly 7, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    America, ladies and gentlemen.

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  11. ZombieJuly 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    oh sarah palin... just go away please...

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  12. Major MackJuly 7, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    man, come on. she could prove useful from behind but....na not even then

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  13. tamezisclutchJuly 7, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Sarah Palin is still in the news? She is so annoying.

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  14. AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    Oh snap! she doesn't know much :D

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  15. mamtcJuly 8, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    So , you loved what other people hate? Arent those species called nerds and geeks?
    Michele Bachmann is new Sarah Palin. :)
    I should look forward to Bachmann's dictionary too.

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  16. Bryant, the CreatorJuly 8, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    she fails in every way possible lol.

    http://thebasementx.blogspot.com/

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  17. edJuly 8, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    eccentric tastes are good

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  18. BartJuly 8, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    busted, thats all id would like to say

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  19. whatshouldibuytodayJuly 8, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    wow can't believe this..

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  20. AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    biggest fail

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  21. MagixxJuly 9, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    :D
    made my day!

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  22. JaccstevJuly 9, 2011 at 2:41 AM

    This is very interesting!

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  23. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 3:35 AM

    Palin is hilarious - can't believe shes ever mentioned in same scentence as president

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  24. D22 ZoneJuly 9, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    Great work on the blog! keep up the good content!

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