Stop. Really. Just give up. There's no point in anything anymore. This kid is cooler than you or I will ever be.
He's only nine years old (according to youtube)and he even does the damn Randy Roads solo!
Here's another bunch of kids jamming to Rage Against The Machine's "Bulls on Parade." The girl looks about four feet tall, yet she's dropping hits like de la O and plays guitar simultaneously.
These kids are all students from the Frederick Rock School in Maryland. I wonder if they taught her how to rap, or lil' "Crazy Train" dude how to sport a mohawk. Either way, these kids rule pretty hard.