Days of Future Past: Old Man Metal

I want to learn how to play guitar so I can sit down plug in and start jamming Slayer songs to unsuspecting listeners like this fine gentlemen does. Age be damned.

I've already got a crap load of grey hairs so I literally expect to look this in about 10 years. This man gives me hope.

Female Obsession: UPDATE

I have scientific evidence proving just how popular my Female Obsession series is here on this ol' blog of mine. All of my top posts ever, as well as a hefty amount of this site's traffic has been because of the lovely ladies I celebrate/worship/ogle. This post will get us up to speed with what some of my previous Female Obsession honorees are up to nowadays.


Kristen Bell: December 2010

The lovely Miss Bell now stars in House of Lies on Showtime. She also was the subject of an awesome viral video from an appearance on Ellen. This clip has something like 10 million+ views!


Kourtney Kardashian: August 2011

Kourtney is pregnant once again with child#2 from her Patrick Bateman wannabe boyfriend =/ Still looks good though!

Kelly Brook: January 2011

 Earlier this year Kelly launched her a new line of lingerie that she designed herself. Best part is, she also decided to model them as well =p

Lucy Liu: October 2011

Lucy joined the cast of TNT's acclaimed cop drama Southland. She's super fired up on this show and looks damn good in that uniform also.


Vanessa Hudgens: April 2011

Vanessa starred in 2012's Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. I didn't see this flick (naturally) but she looked cute as hell in the trailer. Hudge is also filming a new movie with the mighty Selena Gomez that I shall be blogging about VERY soon...

Maria Menounos: January 2011 (yeah I did two installments that month....sue me)

Maria's been quite the busy bee these past few months. She made headlines when she stripped down to her bikini on her TV show Extra after losing a Super Bowl bet. Then she was rumored to have seduced Mr. Holy Roller himself, former Denver Bronco's quarterback Tim Tebow. Of course now Maria is on the latest season of Dancing With The Stars.

Yes, I even love her goofy laugh.

I'm back...and so are The Shins!

My eyes burn less these days. Still watery and itchy but I can actually type a sentence (or two) on this old laptop of mine without wanting to jam pencils in my eye sockets. A small victory but I'll take what I can get. Aside from my not so triumphant return, The Shins are back with a new album! Here they are rocking out on Letterman. I can see again and The Shins have returned. All is right with the universe.

Allergies/Time Off

MFW allergy season kicks my ass

So I've been neglecting this here blog lately. I actually had some cool ideas for new posts but that's going to have to wait a bit. My allergies are kicking up (like mega Oprah horrible) and my poor ol' eyeballs are taking the brunt of the beating. Wearing contacts is next to impossible these days since my eyes are red, watery, dripping goo half the time and itchy as hell. It's so bad that I can't even sit in front of a computer for too long without wanting to jam pencils in my eyelids. And with that graphic description out of the way, I'm going to be MIA from the interwebz for a few days. Give my eyes a rest and maybe brush up on thee ol' drum kit. Maybe. Hopefully. Either way: TTFN.

Hot Chicks w/ Guitars: The Iron Maidens

My last post was quite a bummer. I also had a horrible time at work last night. Today I plan on reversing the trend of negativity the only way I know how...with Courtney Cox and Nita Strauss of The Iron Maidens playing "Aces High."



The Iron Maidens are the worlds only all female Iron Maiden tribute band. They're based out of Southern California and I've been trying to see them live for YEARS. Strange, because they play the Santa Fe Springs swap meet a lot and I still can't manage to get my ass down there for a free show =/ Either way, The Iron Maidens rule. They've had a lot of lineup changes over the past decade, but these lovely ladies are the band's current axe slingers.

I hope this brightened your day as much as it has mine. Even if you don't like Iron Maiden or hot ladies rocking out/shredding on the guitar...you might still get a kick out of this next video. The dude filming has a straight up heart-gasm (heart attack/orgasm) when they start playing "The Trooper." Pure comedy.